I think at this point, rather than writing about one subject in particular, I’d take some time to tell you a little about me and the sorts of things I plan to write about.
I’m a 24 year old girl, living and working in London. There are many things I love and many things I hate.
Love: sex, baking, nail art, accessories, symmetry, lipstick, coffee, confidence, food, shoes, spooning, wine, awkwardness, dogs (specifically Dachshunds and Pomeranians), style, relationships, social experiments, Beyoncé, sushi, bus journeys to nowhere, sunshine, salivating over cars and houses I’ll never be able to afford, kicking up piles of leaves in Autumn, babies with afros and writing.
Hate: bad grammar, bitten nails, people who say/tattoo/text/type ‘YOLO’, slow walkers, peaches (they’re furry, don’t get me started), cats, people who think the Kardashians are ‘role models’, acrylic nails/chipped nail varnish, jelly shoes/crocs, meanness, running for the bus and then missing it, ‘text speak’, condescension, mushrooms and getting bits in my eye.
Now to cover off a couple of questions…
- Why ‘Cocks and Cupcakes’? Apart from being wonderfully naughty (and as you’ll discover I love things that are naughty) I think it gives a fairly good overview of what people can expect from my blog. I love sex and I’m straight, therefore ‘cock’. I love baking and whilst it isn’t limited to cupcakes the alliteration sounds rather lovely, therefore ‘cupcakes’.
Why is this anonymous? There is no personal information linked to this blog, it will be personal, most definitely, but anonymously personal. This is for a variety of reasons, including but not limited to: my parents and grandparents – never in a million years will they want to, nor should have to, read about their daughter’s love of the reverse cowgirl. The men I have known – some were good, some were not, most will be discussed but all deserve privacy. My job – I love my job, I love the company I work for and I would never want to do anything that could reflect poorly on them and the great work they do.
- Why am I doing this? I’m a complete narcissist. I think that’s probably true, to some degree, for everyone on the planet. I’m not saying I have better ideas than anyone else, I’m not saying I have a completely revolutionary take on things, but I have some ideas and wanted to share them… That’s pretty much all there is to it!
So, I hope you enjoy the posts to come but if not, tell me why!